Teeny, Tiny Vegetables

Once upon a time there was a teeny, tiny woman, and she lived in a teeny, tiny house, and she grew teeny, tiny vegetables.... O.K., wait a minute. She was actually a perfectly normal size, and she lived in a good-sized house. But then she must have had a teeny, tiny garden, right? Right??! No damn it! Her garden was, in fact, on the large size. So, why the hell is she only capable of growing miniature vegetables that wouldn't satisfy the hunger of her daughter's dolls?! Here you can see examples of the wee little cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, and utterly miniscule brussel sprouts. Sheesh.